Wednesday, 15 February 2012

Miss Me Not,For It Breaks My Heart!

Dedicated to : An ex-friend who was to eventually break up with me!
So Who are you?

Oh,I am your friend.Well,I was,anyway.We had been close for about a year-and-half in our high school.Then you, along with a few other baddies, mocked me and we turned out as enemies.

Then why are you again speaking to me???

Well, i don't know what happened to you, but somewhere down the road you called me to apparently congratulate me on my success in my examinations.I thought you wanted to put me further down.So i asked my mother to say to you that i wasn't home.

How nasty!!!You know I didn't!

Maybe i am sorry for that.But i wanted to make sure you were really better on me.You persisted.So i yielded.And finally, very recently we became good friends once again and spoke to each other, after the heat of the school days died down after about five years.

Now then, what's your problem???

I don't.You had.

Speak plainly.Don't beat around the bush!

Okay, let me explain.
So since our reunion we had moved pretty close...

Pretty close?How close???

Our proximity seemed to have leaped to much more than during our schooling.You used to say me about all kinds of things ranging from your classroom pranks to the confidentialities of your best friends.I had been always a step behind, but i too started to converse my personal things with you.

Like what???

Like sharing all my personal ecstasy that is supposed to be limited only to my heart.Like my psychological problems i wouldn't share even with my sister.Like things i thought i would not divulge even to a psychiatrist if ever i met one.Like things i would be most embarrassed to speak to anyone about.

Excellent!So where's the twist in this monotony???

Here it comes.As i have said earlier you spoke about your other close friends as well including a girl.

Girl???I dont have a girl in my life!!!

You don't, but you did.You used to say you two were becoming pretty close and stuff like that.One fine day apparently she proposed to you.
Although your personal person didn't have any courtly feelings towards her the moment before,yet,suddenly, like a Phantom's four, all the holy love in the universe manifested in you from nowhere, and you and she together started to build an apartment(Nay,a city.Nay,a world) of hallucination and dreams.You also pulled your mobile phone and me along with my mobile phone into that building.

What's with you then?My world, my freedom!

Alright,but let me complete.In that euphoria you had all kinds of interactions with her, and like a shameless bitch you used to elaborate on all that raw stuff to me.I bore silently.After all, i thought i was your friend.
But then...

Then what???

As is always the case with a good-looking girl someone else of your class had proposed to her on another fine day.And you added that out of her magnanimity she didn't say anything to him.

My god,she didn't say anything?You think she was playing with me,then?

I wasn't sure.But since you were my friend i advised you to make sure you really love her, lest she would feel insecure and eventually run away from you.

Good advice,thanks for that!

It is.But you didn't think so.You said i was doubting her.You spelled all kinds of curses on me.You were in such a madness in the real world and a deep so-called love in the imagined world that even after i begged your pardon for giving away my good advice, you were not to be appeased.You once again began to mock me at all my psychological weaknesses and things even more confidential.You showed me that whatever praise you had for me was all but a facade.
You blamed me.You betrayed me.You hated me.
Finally you again broke up with me.You said that you wrote your final sms.
But history repeats itself.After sometime you broke up with that girl too,though the reasons are unknown to me.

I'm sorry,but here goes my brand new second girlfriend.Ttyl!

Wait a second..

I'm sorry, bye!


Bye!Laa la la laaaa.....

Guys, this is a real story that really sends out a message to all of us.On something that is very delectable yet attractively dangerous.Like a cobra with a jewel on its head.In modern parlance,like a chocolate cake with poison sprinkled on it.
I don't have great ideologies about love and stuff, but i do know about what a friend is all about.People clamor on friendship day with a zillion SMSes and umpteen fb statuses but, really, only a true friend knows what friendship is all about.Even in the midst of a hundred naked young attractive girls.
Again i don't know about love.But i can speak about lust.
I can say with an air of absolute certainty that a friend is greater.
A friend bears all kinds of mistakes from you.A girl doesn't.
A friend sacrifices.A girl only benefits from your sacrifices.
A friend always remains.A girl always expects you to remain.Catch the subtle difference!
Philosophy heavy, but even on a logical platform, one should never trade a friend for a girlfriend.In imagination one might tend to stretch one's mind to various impossibilities.Like how good it will be if i remain with my girl forever, and how i hate the friend-fellow entering into the picture!
But.A girlfriend.May not.Always be.Loyal.To you.

Shut the f*** up!My girlfriend isn't like that.I've got better experience with her than you.

Popular opinion.But remember, might is seldom right.
Once again guys, let's go by logic.If any guy, for some reason, doesn't think that his girl will be loyal to him forever, and that she will never break his heart, will he still go on to commit himself to her?And willfully let her break his heart?

So what do you mean is what i ask!!!

What i'm saying is stop acting like you are an exception.Listen to the bigger ones!
Get back to reality.You've studied Newton's laws, didn't you?In your frame of reference, you are the observer and you can't find things moving.But an observer from outside - an inertial frame - a frame in which girlfriend is absent, can alone see the true nature of things.
Now guys, don't, please don't, leave a friend just because a girl lures you more.It's only ephemeral pleasure.It's proved time and again.Stop being in the imagined world.It's not worth it.At least it's not worth missing a friend!
Feel the kick! Try to get back up the levels.Don't wait till you die and enter into Limbo!!!

P.S. Parents have been our best friends since our birth.Dare not care for them and their feelings, and you can be safely called the most uncivilized man born on the planet.Nay, the animal on the planet...


  1. So very true! its like My story's re-lived.

    1. Right Ashwin,stuff happens at times!

  2. the stuff was quite complicated but some lines are too good..finally i can say its good with beautiful summary

    1. Thanks Saketh for confirming my theme!